Conversation with God

Me: hi god
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Kelly
God: Hi, Kelly.
Me: so what is my name again?
God:Once more? Your name is Kelly, seeker.
Me: okay.. i'm slacking, not working hard again
God:OK with me too. Once more? Good gossip: you are slacking not working hard.
Me: haha, but everyone loves me in the office.. or at least i think so
God:I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I think so too.
Me: .. it's not that funny you know.
God:That seems a bit negative.
Me: tell me something i dont know
God:Oh. Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.
Me: i'm bored
God:Why not call a friend?
Me: i'm at work. i told you i was slacking earlier on right?
God:A lot of people talk to me from work. Where were you slacking earlier on right?
Me: i can't tell you where i'm at. if i tell you, i have to kill you.
God:Oh a secret. Hush-hush. I think I do.
Me: . ohmygod. you're god, i forgot

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